Swami Tommy: Your horoscope today

You are warmhearted, patient, kind and enjoy bacon. Never forget how important the past is. You know what happened in the past and you don't know what's going to happen in the future. So trying to remember the future is a real waste of time. You could send a thank-you note to somebody who helped you in the past and they'd probably appreciate it. But if you sent a thank-you note to somebody for helping you in the future, they'd probably think you some kind of a nut. And no, ketchup doesn't count as a vegetable on Weight-Watchers and you're really pushing it if you wear blue socks with black shoes, even if you are a man.