SwamiTommy: Your Horoscope Today

You may have the unusual sense that you are being watched today. That's because you are being watched. New President Barack Obama is on to you and knows all about your nefarious activities and has charged both the FBI and the CIA with ending your reign of terror. You're not suffering from paranoia or delusions of grandeur. You really are an international spy and the hammer's about to drop, sucker.