SwamiTommy: Your Horoscope Today

You might get the unusual feeling that you are a kangaroo today, but you won't be, so just lay low until the feeling passes. Conditions are favorable for business meetings, car jackings and ulterior motives. If you are planning to take revenge against a loved one or sit for a civil service exam, now would be a good time to stock up on shaving cream, itching powder and No. 2 pencils. Your lucky number is infinity minus 1.