SwamiTommy: Your Horoscope Today 1.27.2009

Mercury used to be a pretty good car. Saturn's on its last legs and Pluto's not even a planet anymore Along those same lines, sooner or later, bran flakes are in your future. Everything that possibly can happen will happen and particles move forward and backwards in time at all times and in all places. So roll with it or get rolled. If you were born on Mars instead of Earth, your Mars would be in Virgo, not Taurus, so think about that the next time you shop for wingtips. Hold tight to parking vaildation tickets, see your dentist twice a year and don't ever buy that dark-chocolate peanut butter stuff they have at Publix, or you will eat the whole jar in one sitting.