Horoscope resumes: Swami parachutes back to earth from astral plane

Mars has moved into Pisces and your old girlfriend has moved in with that pierced-up, tattooed dude you hate. So hey, she's getting what she deserves, you know? What a loser, he's got a scorpion etched into his neck and an eyebrow ring. Imagine what a fool he's going to look like 20 years from now. So forget her. On Friday, the sun moves into Ares and you should try to sober up.