Your Horoscope Today

Pluto is a dog, and acts like a dog, but Goofy wears clothing and talks. Why is this? And speaking of dogs, the Jets are nuts if they don't pick up Michael Vick's contract. Sure, you can't expect the guy to play in ATL anymore, but do you think anybody in New York is going to care he did time for fighting pit bulls? New York? You could be a cannibal and those fans wouldn't care. Anyhow, your horoscope and stuff -- you're going to be all lucky and have great love and go on a long trip.