Your Horoscope

The moon is in the house of meat. Feel wore out tore out downside from your upside to your feet? Dow Jones can't pay his house note, the Escalade got re-poed. Time twisted as a pigtail and you're raining all the time. Astrology blues. From your head to your shoes. Your stars can't help you now. Please don't ask me how I know. I know.