Your Horoscope Today

Mars is making a mess of things right now. That accursed planet will not behave itself. It goes from place to place and unpleasantness blossoms in all vicinities it pollutes. Mars sucks. So don't forget that when you're shopping for fish or counseling young people about the vissectitudes of malfeasance involving tire irons. Otherwise, you might find yourself in a quandary.